Salvation Is A Pop Song

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Posted by Steve Condria on Dec 08, 2008 in

My name is Steve. I am from Wisconsin. We love Cheese here. I have personally consumed many types of cheese by a very young age. My favorite cheese is called Guyere. I don't know why it is called that. I want to spell that correctly but I'm not really sure if I did. So now I will Google it. Okay, here is the correct spelling.

Steve is an awesome name. It was given to me by two people - my mother and her best friend, the town Butcher. Butchers are amazing people. Every day they show up to work and hand out dead meat pieces to people who have never encountered live animals. They are the middleman between food and DELICIOUS.

So -- back to the word awesome. When I use it, I mean AWSOME!

And by awesome, I mean Awesome.

That is a capital 'A'.

So, when you address me, use the capital 'A', okay? "Yes!" --- this is what you should be currently telling me.

This is because I have personally experienced people who can hold up chairs -- with balloons.When chairs are held up with balloons, we all get a lighter feeling in our hearts.

Yes, indeed. Our hearts take us to new heights and levels, and we feel ourselves floating among the awesomeness that is space!

Have you ever been to space? Well, if not, you should totally go there. It is a great place, but as they say -- there is no atmosphere.

Umm...that is all. I really wish I could tell you more.Yes, truly. A biography is in the works, as it is for everyone. The only difference is that sometimes biographies do not get written down. Goodbye.

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