An Introduction7thDecember
Posted by Esther Einhorn on Dec 07, 2008 in
Goddammit, I'm Esther Einhorn. I'm 60 years old and I live in sunny San Fernando Valley, California. I'm delighted to join the SIAPS blogging team. I hate junk mail, leaf blowers, and rappers. I love marinara sauce, trees, and Vicoden. I guess I put what I hate first because I usually hate more than I love.
So what's new with me? I haven't showered in a couple of days and I spent last night passed out on a couch in Encino. I hit up a Taco Bell Drive-Thru when I was drunk driving and the last thing I remember was eating nachos and getting sleepy. I woke up smelling puke and when I looked down I saw specks of bright green in a sea of canary yellow.
My face especially smells right now. When I eat cheese or butter the smell comes out of my pores and my face stinks for the rest of the day.
I only eat pigs when I am hungover.
The mole above my eye has gotten a lot bigger in the last few days.
Perfume makes me dizzy and sunlight makes me splotchy so every morning I rub a paste of garlic, pine needles and red #40 on my underarms and legs for a pleasant scent and a little color.
I often purse my lips and look into the middle distance.
I have spent the last 46 years of my life waiting for a dream that only fades further with every waking day.
I'll keep you posted.
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